People often tell me that I am the worst DM. To these people I say “Stop complaining about your dead Bard and just make a new character already!”
I have been playing RPGs since the late 1980s. I started running games only because nobody else wanted to do it. Although I was hesitant at first, the absolute power eventually corrupted me absolutely. Now I refuse to go back to being a player for fear of a karmic beat down from the D&D gods.
On the Twitter I offer advice to be a terrible, low down dirty DM who relishes in the death of the players. Here I try to offer slightly better advice and ideas. It may still bring DMs the enjoyment of TPKs, but it will hopefully keep someone from claiming my title as The Worst DM.